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		<title>Insecure</title>
		<link>http://www.sylkmagazine.com/thearticles/2010/02/08/insecure/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 06:00:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric Kingley</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don't really know what the proper thing is to say when you're caught using someone's sink as a poor mans bidet but I can tell you this, "you're out of toilet paper" is not it.]]></description>
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		<title>Starbucks Babies</title>
		<link>http://www.sylkmagazine.com/thearticles/2010/01/20/starbucks-babies/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2010 06:00:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stewart Griffen</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Featured]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Seriously Satire]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[children]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[coffee]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[future]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[kids]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[society]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[starbucks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[trends]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Around 3PM on any given weekday Starbucks plays a vital role in the future productivity of this Country.]]></description>
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		<title>Gone Today, Hair Tomorrow</title>
		<link>http://www.sylkmagazine.com/thearticles/2010/01/01/gone-today-hair-tomorrow/</link>
		<comments>http://www.sylkmagazine.com/thearticles/2010/01/01/gone-today-hair-tomorrow/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jan 2010 13:17:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stewart Griffen</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Seriously Satire]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[body]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[grooming]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hair]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[image]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[  Yes, I am a bush hater! My goal is to try and stop a "growing trend" among women. Say NO to fur... in your pants!<br />]]></description>
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		<title>Flushable Zen</title>
		<link>http://www.sylkmagazine.com/thearticles/2009/10/15/flushable-zen/</link>
		<comments>http://www.sylkmagazine.com/thearticles/2009/10/15/flushable-zen/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 13:20:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stewart Griffen</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Seriously Satire]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mens room]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[satire]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why is there always a line at women's bathrooms? Does it really take that much longer? I think not! I think the delays are due to potty chat.]]></description>
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		<title>2012, The End of the World and Your Credit</title>
		<link>http://www.sylkmagazine.com/thearticles/2007/03/30/2012-the-end-of-the-world-and-your-credit/</link>
		<comments>http://www.sylkmagazine.com/thearticles/2007/03/30/2012-the-end-of-the-world-and-your-credit/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Mar 2007 00:56:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stewart Griffen</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Seriously Satire]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[On Dec 21, 2012 the world as we know it is going to come to an end. Regardless of the details the prospect of the end of days begs one important question. How will this affect my credit?]]></description>
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		<title>Spear Wielding Chimp Questions</title>
		<link>http://www.sylkmagazine.com/thearticles/2007/03/11/spear-wielding-chimp-questions/</link>
		<comments>http://www.sylkmagazine.com/thearticles/2007/03/11/spear-wielding-chimp-questions/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Mar 2007 04:16:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Contributor</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Seriously Satire]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[            Pruetz and Bertaloni have claimed to find chimps wielding spears in Senegal but no video or photo proof captured in an age where these technologies are widely available.<br />]]></description>
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		<title>Peace Is Out This Season</title>
		<link>http://www.sylkmagazine.com/thearticles/2006/11/27/peace-is-out-this-season/</link>
		<comments>http://www.sylkmagazine.com/thearticles/2006/11/27/peace-is-out-this-season/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Nov 2006 10:19:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric Kingley</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Seriously Satire]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Wishing for peace on earth is like wishing for a twenty-four inch cock... very impractical and inconvenient for everyone.]]></description>
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		<title>Man&#8217;s Best Friend</title>
		<link>http://www.sylkmagazine.com/thearticles/2006/09/01/mans-best-friend/</link>
		<comments>http://www.sylkmagazine.com/thearticles/2006/09/01/mans-best-friend/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Sep 2006 16:11:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hin Rodrick</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Seriously Satire]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[How far do you think you can push your pooch before he goes Ol&#8217; Yeller on your ass with a Tech-9?]]></description>
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		<title>Deep Inside Mary Poppins</title>
		<link>http://www.sylkmagazine.com/thearticles/2005/12/07/deep-inside-mary-poppins/</link>
		<comments>http://www.sylkmagazine.com/thearticles/2005/12/07/deep-inside-mary-poppins/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Dec 2005 13:20:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stewart Griffen</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Seriously Satire]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Now even though the sound of it is really quite atrocious, it has a very significant meaning.]]></description>
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		<title>A Dime For My Thoughts</title>
		<link>http://www.sylkmagazine.com/thearticles/2005/12/07/a-dime-for-my-thoughts/</link>
		<comments>http://www.sylkmagazine.com/thearticles/2005/12/07/a-dime-for-my-thoughts/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Dec 2005 07:15:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editor In Chief</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I think most people are less likely to bend down and pick up a nickel from the street than any other coin.]]></description>
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