The season of love of is almost upon us. Spring is the magical time of year when the entire animal kingdom is horny and on the prowl, humans not the least of them. But for you guys looking for love consider adding an additional item to your “discriminating” list of criteria.
Perfect Woman = Boobs, Butt, Breathing and now… Bi!
There are many benefits to dating a bi-sexual woman. The obvious and most promising is of course your increased chances of being the sweaty meat in a sexy girl sandwich. But look beyond the potential Ménage à trois for a moment, there are so many other benefits as well.
Bi sexual girls like other girls (Duh!), this means when you’re checking out the blonde in the tight, tight jean shorts in front of you at the convenience store, don’t be scared of getting caught, your girlfriend is probably checking her out too. This means guilt free ogling and no more pointless arguments about your cheating eyes. Believe me, there is nothing quite as liberating as turning to your girl and saying; “Did you see the ASS on that chick?” and instead of getting your sex privileges revoked you get an approving nod.
That’s not all; imagine sitting down and watching all girl porn with the woman you love and you both enjoying it. Going to strip clubs and buying each other lap dances. The excitement of knowing everyday might be the day you come home from work and catch her cheating on you with the hot girl from down the hall. I could go on but I think you get my point.
You’re probably thinking that adding bi-sexuality to your screening process is only going to further narrow your chances of finding a girl. Not so! All men know (or at least believe with all hope) that most women are inherently bi-sexual anyway. Women have denied this for decades but put almost any “straight” girl in a room alone with Angelina Jolie for an hour and we’ll see who comes out wiping their chin. Plus now with societies growing acceptance of alternative sexual preference, finding a greedy girl has never been easier.
But dating a girl that swings both ways is not all sunshine and beaver battles; it has its downsides as well. Fanciful joking aside if you’re the insecure type it may not be for you since mathematically bi girls are twice as likely to cheat. Also a lot of guys pride can a beating when you go out with your special lady and find that she can pick up chicks far hotter than you would ever have a chance with. Also don’t think the 3somes are gonna last forever, she is a woman and eventually monogamistic tendencies will take over to offset her own natural female insecurities.
But the great thing about a woman with a stiletto on either side of the fence is that she’ll always be able to appreciate a good peach even if she’s not going to eat it. And this means a more understanding partner and again fewer petty arguments over things men cannot help doing. So for a long lasting relationship, find a girl that likes women as much as you do. Go Bi!
