Attention Men, the sexual strangle hold that women have over us has been loosened. The days of wasting countless hours and spending hundreds of dollars on over priced pointless trinkets and gifts are over. No longer will we have to attend plays and go see chick flicks just to increase our chances of getting lucky.

We have an alternative, The Flesh Light!

This product has been around for awhile, and even though it is the #1 best selling male sex toy ever, I still do not think enough men know about it.

It looks like a big flash light but it is by far the best substitute for a female companion that has ever hit the market. Whether you can’t get any, you are in a cold marriage or just need a quick sexual fix between your many sexual encounters this will do the trick.

I will let you visit the web site for all the technical details but basically it comes in a variety of configurations; mouth, lady part, backdoor and an odd ambiguous slot they call “Discreet”. (not that something that says Flesh Light on the side sitting next to a bottle lube in the top of your closet is not a dead give away)

And like any good product for men you can configure it. Mix and Match different styles with textures and “tightness”. They even have one in the shape of a beer can if the Flash light thing don’t float your boat.

Now the difference between this and other such products is the material and design. Don’t be fooled. This is some realistic feeling stuff. During our initial testing, every woman we asked was amazed at how real it felt. And our male testers even more impressed, although several sessions were required to confirm the results.

Granted it cannot completely replace the real thing. I issue a challenge, heat it up for about 10 minutes in some warm water close the curtains and introduce yourself. I guarantee you’ll revisit it more than once in your first 24 hours of ownership.

At about the cost of a date (which may or may not end happily), you can have hassle free, unattached, completely one sided pleasure whenever and however much you want. And you can take one step closer to freedom from pussy control.